10 New Year’s resolutions you will break

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Time flies. In January 2020, lots of of us sat down and drew up a listing of factors we wished to carry out. Just before you could blink, 12 months had flown by, but hey, our dreams are nonetheless legitimate. So, right here are New Year’s resolutions you (perhaps) will not accomplish.

1. I will tithe, God willing
Is not it pretty distressing to pay 10 per cent, of the Sh250k you created off a offer, to a prosperity gospel preacher who wears a shiny go well with, has no identified theological skills, but drives a gas guzzler? Numerous who guarantee to tithe not often do… and when they do, it is under no circumstances 10 for each cent.

2. I will get married
To all singles who remaining their partners to search for ‘spouse material’ in 2020, you have a single weekend left. The motive why you will not get married in 2021 is only since you just can’t preserve accomplishing the exact same issue and count on various success.

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3. I will be part of a choir
Some people enjoy choir songs so significantly it is all they play on YouTube all working day. But the resolution to join a choir in 2021 won’t be simple in the confront of chasing that corner place of work on the again of mounting expenses.

4. Haki ya Mungu, nimeacha pombe!
Such resolutions are only created when a guy is broke or when a killer hangover forces them to ‘lie in state’ the entire working day. The only place you will leave alcohol is in a bar! Alcoholic beverages is not breast milk to be ‘weaned’ off in such circumstances.

5.I will get rid of this kitambi
There is no rapidly way to get rid of a potbelly. If it took you two a long time of committed extreme consumption of meat and beer, why do you feel it will consider you two months to get rid of the unwanted fat padding your midsection? Brothers and sisters, that kitambi is a fixed asset. Obtaining rid of it will choose sheer willpower.

6. Nyam chom? Not once more
When a shut relatives member dies of a life-style illness, we all choose to stay healthily. We swear to stay clear of purple meat, eggs and processed food items. The charade only lasts a couple of weeks when we turn out to be aspect-time rabbits, nibbling at vegetation with the zeal of a khat addict!

7. No more mpango
Kenyans like most things illicit and most are only devoted when the Mrs is following to them. But threats of divorce (or facing wazee) have noticed adult men wander the straight and slender. Then even ahead of Easter,  the crazing for a aspect mattress strikes again!

8. Apparent that masters
A colleague has been accomplishing his MBA for 5 yrs. Every time he’s bypassed for marketing, he pays the to start with semester’s service fees in instalments. The dedication to get the coveted second degree fizzles out right after a couple of months. Several will however be completing their MAs by the next elections.

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9. I will save, get started a biz 
With the rising cost of living and stagnant revenue, conserving has even turn out to be more challenging and will be considerably more durable in 2021. Have faith in me. Other folks will be attempting to help save and start out a business for one more stream of income. Difficulty is, no one wishes to function!

10. I will expend time with relatives
Some men expend far more time with liquor than with their small children. Their excuse to mama watoto is that they are out hustling. Nonetheless placing in five hours each night time at the bar isn’t hustling, but investing. And 2021 may possibly not be any distinct!